"Scruffy people smile more" whimsical T.
"Can I refer my honourable friend to my previous t-shirt?" Classic, simple, quality T
"I may not look busy darling, but believe me, I am." Sweartshirt. Ideal for 'gardening' or for 'DIY' or for sitting on s
"Laugh? I nearly forgot to swear..." Retro T with celebrity abuse attachment
"Bit nippy out, is it not?" warm nice winter hat
"Nobody ever said it was a popularity contest here." Long-sleeve, keep you warm but don't look sad in a cardi
"If I was joking my face wouldn't be all screwed up like this" classic T