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    Men's Ringer Shirt - A hilariously witty concept dreamt up by and adapted for the 21st century by 70s Music biggot Samuel Cooper.
    £15.99
    Men's Ringer Shirt - A hilariously witty concept dreamt up by and adapted for the 21st century by 70s Music biggot Samuel Cooper.
    £15.99
    Men’s Premium Hoodie - A plain black hoodie, for all your hooded needs!
    £25.99
    Men’s Premium T-Shirt - We love the track monster - and we love it even more when written in German.
    £14.99
    Men’s Premium T-Shirt - Wear that Ultrapasty logo with pride and invite everyone who asks about it to join!
    £14.99
    Men's T-Shirt - Wear that Ultrapasty logo with pride and invite everyone who asks about it to join!
    £12.99
    Men’s Premium T-Shirt - Wear that Ultrapasty logo with pride and invite everyone who asks about it to join!
    £14.99
    Men’s Premium T-Shirt - Wear that Ultrapasty logo with pride and invite everyone who asks about it to join!
    £14.99
    Men’s Premium T-Shirt - Mmm. Fresh track. Delicious. Buy it.
    £16.49
    Men’s Premium Hoodie - Oh... my... stars! One of those oh-so-trendy Ultrapasty hoodies for the feeble price of £18.90? Have I gone stark raving mad???
    £27.99
    Tote Bag - It's a bag. You can put stuff in it. It has the UP logo so it's cool.
    £8.99
    Winter Hat - You'll be the bell of the winter ball with this groovy Ultrapasty beanie hat!
    £12.99
    Winter Hat - You'll be the bell of the winter ball with this groovy Ultrapasty beanie hat!
    £12.99
    Men's Boxer Briefs - Seriously guys, you would pay £20 for a pair of Calven Klein boxers, so £10 for some even more fashionable ones? I'm having a laugh! Ha!

The chicks will be all over you when you flash your trendy UP branded bum at them. Ok, maybe not. But they are cool.

BE SURE TO CHECK THE SIZING CHART BECAUSE UNDERWEAR CAN'T BE RETURNED!
    £12.99
    Women's String Thong - Ok gals (or maybe even some guys), you love Ultrapasty so much that you want to take it everywhere with you. Well now you can. Get a UP thong!
    £12.99
    Umbrella (small) - Now you can be physically sheltered by Ultrapasty as well as emotionally! And a brolly for under a tenner? Ludicrous I tell you!
    £10.99